Fear and loathing in Hogwarts, the wizard and witches’s guide to alcohol and drugs

VR Goggles

Hey, you. Shhh, c’mere. You look like a Hogwarts student in need of something a little magical in your life ahaha, so why don’t you come into my store and check out my wares. You’re in Diagon Alley after all, so best you duck in ‘ere before anyone decent sees ya.

Welcome, welcome to my fine establishment of alchemical delights! Come over by the counter, atta’boy.

So you’re a Ravenclaw, eh? Studying must be getting you down son, and I’ve got just the thing for ya in this little box. These little babies are called Magi-Me-More‘s and they’ll help ya concentrate on your exams, your studies, and practically anything. Got a spell ya can’t do? Pop a few of these and you’ll impress even old Flitwick, you will. Here, I’ll give ya a few free of charge if you tell your friends that I’ve got the stuff that’s better…

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About Jack

BRIEF BIO: Jack Gunter is a writer of fiction, non-fiction, poetry, and songs. He is the co-owner of Open Door Communications, a copywriter, an inventor, and a former broker and private investigator. He is a naturalist and an amateur scientist and cryptologist. He likes to compose music and to design and play games and puzzles of all types. He homeschooled his children. He lives in the Upstate of South Carolina with his beautiful wife, talented two daughters, his old friend and Great Dane Sam, and his three Viking Cats.

Posted on November 19, 2014, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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